John Travolta Will Play A Crotch-Grabbing Gummy Bear. Of Course.

Dramatization. Gummy Bear (also called Gummibär after the German candy) is one of those music, video, ringtone, and video game franchises Americans don’t understand, yet it has an inexplicably large, dedicated fanbase overseas. Like soccer. But with a character described as “usually naked except for orange underwear and sneakers”.And now this crotch-grabbing, autotuned-to-sh*t musical atrocity is getting a movie starring the allegedly crotch-grabbing John Travolta.